nct as things my friends have said
taeil: “don’t exhale loudly at me”
johnny: “i’m having a game of labor to decide who getting a ticket to my graduation”
taeyong: “puberty hit her like a truck and now she looks like roadkill”
yuta: “it’s like a popsicle, but it’s frozen”
kun: “stop eating with your mouth full”
doyoung: *leaving an empty parking lot* “MOVE”
ten: “she’s a fruit virgin”
jaehyun: “I have wanted every crash course us history video there is. i’m ready for the ap exam”
winwin: “he knows I doesn’t”
jungwoo: “there’s one too many hoes”
lucas: “ice cubes are h2o croutons”
mark: *computer lags while taking a test* “work you slut”
xiao jun: “get out of the way you’re blocking the view” “I am the view”
hendery: “how does foam soap work”
renjun: “you look like dora” “well you look like the monkey of barbie the island princess”
jeno: *showing a friend a facial x-ray* “that one looks like a chicken”
haechan: “why don’t you listen to fergie, is it because she’s too fergalicious for you”
jaemin: *worker at starbucks doesn’t know the recipe for a secret menu item* “freshman”
yangyang: “rudolph looks like an armadillo”
chenle: “she’s in the washing machine”
jisung: “poisonous snakes don’t like snickers”
